He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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