Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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