Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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