I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
