Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
high people should be assigned attendants
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
