have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
