yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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