i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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