I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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