i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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