can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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