She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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