I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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