ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Im part way to drunk.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
