sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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