They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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