just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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