Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
