So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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