she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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