i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
