Porn is love you can see.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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