Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
two words: eviction party
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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