Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I am full of burrito and curiosity
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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