How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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