so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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