Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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