Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wish you could order shots online.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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