No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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