Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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