Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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