he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
