found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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