you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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