We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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