I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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