Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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