i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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