why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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