My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
