In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Randomize
