I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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