HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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