But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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