That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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