We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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