I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Two words: blizzard sex
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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