Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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