ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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