I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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