weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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