all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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