And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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