Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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